1. The thermometer reads 97 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Our refrigerator decided to quit working today. After I went grocery shopping. After I bought two half-gallons of Perrydell.
3. I forgot how much I hate fruit flies. And maggots that find our garbage cans.
4. I picked strawberries this morning. I hope to return again and again until we're sick of them.
5. Do I have to go outside to grill pork tenderloin in 97 degree heat?