I want to apologize. I took your name in vain and it's all my fault. I overcooked you and it was a crime. I should have known that all you needed were some spices, a little butter, and a warm oven for less than an hour.
You are the perfect size for one person, for mixing into rice dishes, or just eating your crispy salty, skin. I am so glad I gave you one more chance. You were the perfect addition to brown rice, black beans, adobo sauce, cheddar cheese and cream cheese [to be stuffed into a portabello mushroom].